Rawrg.

This one is special.

Sidenote, I’ve always dreamed of placing giant googly eyes on the trees in the 6pack. “Welcome back to school children!” the sign would read. I think that would make someone’s day.

I’m not a pack rat.
I’m practical.
Who knows when I could use all this newspaper one day.
Paper mache bicycle? Genius.

I’m not a pack rat.
I’m sentimental.
This dried up callus reminds me of my old soccer team.
Aw. That was fun times.

I’m not a pack rat.
Seriously I’m not.

Seriously, I’m having trouble knowing what to do with my Gerber. Given to me as a gift from my goh-goh to match his. I’ve used it for close to four years now, and was my first big boy knife. To be honest, when I first got the blade, I was a little skeptical about the practicality of carrying a 3.5” knife around. As cool as it was, I was thinking, “how much stuff do you really need to cut?”
A lot of stuff apparently, and with impressive efficiency. Need an apple slicedone. I need this box openedone. There’s no telling how many boxes, bags, tree limbs, and bamboo shoots we slashed together. What a joy. So useful.

But alas, on new years eve, it finally gave up the ghost and rendered itself completely inoperable. Maybe in it’s final breath, it was trying to tell me it’s okay to move on.

Maybe it wants to be remade into a spear point atop a bamboo shoot. Yes.

Dear Tumblr machine,

I’ll try to use you more, lest they come to tear us apart and strip your name from me.

Love,
Warren

Heck yeah it was tasty. That’s mapple I’m drinking too.

Possible adoptees:

I know it’s always hard to come up with these, so I’ll make it easy.
Throw these into a hat and choose. They’re all winners, and so are you!

Pro-toss
Brotos
Vespene-pass
Zerglings (Best team chant: make a ball around someone and then “hatch” them)
T-WRECKS (with the T a cross, because Jesus wrecks us)
Win Sauce
Fail Whales
Whine Time (grumbling is your official chant!)
Team Winner (you will be humbled, but will have fun!)
Team Gary
Big Boss
It’s Yo’ Boy
It’s a boy
Bread
Dozers (Shirts will have a bunch of ZZZZZZZZZs all over)
Team Stinko
Narwhal Squad
Albino Rhino
ChinChillas (possibly most fluffy mascot possible)
G-raphs (sup.)

Intro to Accounting just got a lot more productive.

Too many of you are using this thing, and there are too many tabs open in my browser. I’ll try not be a black hole of information, and try post things here from time to time, but don’t expect anything too deep or poetic.
I am a simple man.